Total Medals Earned: 278 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,570 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (65/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 17/20 (300/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (30/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Get a girl mad at you.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 10/11 (220/245 points)
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Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Kill 10 white blood cells
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 6/18 (65/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN